Tuesday, November 06, 2007

LARGE MARGE IS MISSING

My jumpdrive went missing in class today and I am wondering if anyone has seen it. It is a 1 gig PNY attache named LARGE MARGE. Any inquiries would be much appreciated.

Thanks,

Matt

1 comment:

marc said...

On this very night...



...ten years ago...



...on this the same stretch of road...



...in a dense fog just like this...



...I saw the worst accident I ever seen.



There was this sound...



...like a garbage truck...



...dropped off
the Empire State Building.



And when they finally pulled
the driver's body...



...from the twisted, burning wreck...



...it looked like this!



That was the worst accident...



...I ever seen.



I get off right up here.



Have a nice day.



Be sure and tell them.
Large Marge sent you.



Large Marge sent me.



Did you say Large Marge?



She just dropped me off.



That's impossible.



Large Marge, she's...



It was ten years ago...



...on a night just like tonight.



Tonight's the anniversary.



Worst accident I ever seen.



But that means the Large Marge
I was riding with was...



...her ghost.